Cory Ruins Everything
theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

I wish my dad was Sonic the Hedgehog

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

I wish my dad was Sonic the Hedgehog

owlizard:

slowbrocode:

qt 3.14

m’lady


Hello gross and odd smelling pot meet kettle

owlizard:

slowbrocode:

qt 3.14

m’lady

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Hello gross and odd smelling pot meet kettle

pardonmewhileipanic:

iridessence:

emmaholten:

SQUIRTLEBOY Q

OH MY GOD

Cory!?

SHIET!

pardonmewhileipanic:

iridessence:

emmaholten:

SQUIRTLEBOY Q

OH MY GOD

Cory!?

SHIET!

shugarskull:

nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

The weaker species crumbles when not constantly supplied with adoration and approval from women.

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN THING EVER! JACKIE!

adriofthedead:

squidnapped:

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

imagine sitting at it naked and leaving ya ball prints on that lil seat

imagine coming home and realizing someone fucked on your table

imagine someone not washing for weeks on end sitting on it, leaving a print and the print permanently stays there

adriofthedead:

the-unpopular-opinions:

If you live in any of the places highlighted in red, I automatically assume you are unintelligent. You are all nothing but a bunch of uneducated, backwards, racist, crooked teeth, inbreds who couldn’t properly speak your way out of a paper bag. First of all, it is a FOOTPATH not a SIDEWALK. Second of all, it’s called a FIZZY DRINK not a SODA. Third of all, they are called SHOPPING TROLLEYS not SHOPPING CARTS. Fourth of all, your accents are beyond atrocious, and going back to basic 1st grade speech classes will be in order. I am so glad that most Americans do not move out of their region. Even if you’re not a stereotypical hick, you all still have hick-like qualities about you.
So please, just know that if you are from Noth America, I truly and honestly believe that you are beneath me. I pity your educational systems (and drivers ed as well). If you’re from the US and you EVER in your life try to get into an argument with me, I will laugh at you in your face. You’re not worth my time. I hate the way people from Canada talk as well, but I can tolerate that much more than I can any american accent. I am extremely privileged to be living in a European country. Where I was born and raised alone proves that I am far more intelligent than you are. If it ever came between a US citizen having a job oppurtunity and someone from a civilized place such as me, or somebody from Russia or Asia or Australia, we are more likely to get hired. Just keep that in mind.I really don’t consider Alaska a part of the US, so you all are excused. 

"Noth" America

adriofthedead:

the-unpopular-opinions:

If you live in any of the places highlighted in red, I automatically assume you are unintelligent. You are all nothing but a bunch of uneducated, backwards, racist, crooked teeth, inbreds who couldn’t properly speak your way out of a paper bag. First of all, it is a FOOTPATH not a SIDEWALK. Second of all, it’s called a FIZZY DRINK not a SODA. Third of all, they are called SHOPPING TROLLEYS not SHOPPING CARTS. Fourth of all, your accents are beyond atrocious, and going back to basic 1st grade speech classes will be in order. I am so glad that most Americans do not move out of their region. Even if you’re not a stereotypical hick, you all still have hick-like qualities about you.

So please, just know that if you are from Noth America, I truly and honestly believe that you are beneath me. I pity your educational systems (and drivers ed as well). If you’re from the US and you EVER in your life try to get into an argument with me, I will laugh at you in your face. You’re not worth my time. I hate the way people from Canada talk as well, but I can tolerate that much more than I can any american accent. I am extremely privileged to be living in a European country. Where I was born and raised alone proves that I am far more intelligent than you are. If it ever came between a US citizen having a job oppurtunity and someone from a civilized place such as me, or somebody from Russia or Asia or Australia, we are more likely to get hired. Just keep that in mind.

I really don’t consider Alaska a part of the US, so you all are excused.

"Noth" America

sweatandhappiness:

lifehackable:

Stretches that improve different aspects of your body.

These just saved my fucking life you have no idea

OH MY GOSH!

sheepytina:

Do you ever just download a mod that breaks immersion completely?

"Go on, take the Goat Cheese Wedge."

sheepytina:

Do you ever just download a mod that breaks immersion completely?

"Go on, take the Goat Cheese Wedge."