Cory Ruins Everything

resurgance:

IM FUKING SCREAMING OMG

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

but wouldn’t you wanna kill something before you eat it so it wouldn’t suffer from being digested alive? 

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

but wouldn’t you wanna kill something before you eat it so it wouldn’t suffer from being digested alive? 

espanties:

mayra-quijotesca:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

the ‘dignity’ part is hella stupid but yes for self defence

espanties:

mayra-quijotesca:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

the ‘dignity’ part is hella stupid but yes for self defence

morbi:

>Kojima’s finally making a Silent Hill game

>Del Toro’s along for the ride too

image

Taking it with a grain of salt…

Wonder if he got a yeast infection 

Wonder if he got a yeast infection 

pardonmewhileipanic:

kittykillall:





that’s how I felt when you first started following me, Jackie.

pardonmewhileipanic:

kittykillall:

that’s how I felt when you first started following me, Jackie.

dialga:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE


this sounds stupidbut im so desperate for mony that the smallest shit like this is importnat

I need a car so I can move so…

dialga:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

this sounds stupid
but im so desperate for mony that the smallest shit like this is importnat

I need a car so I can move so…

Don’t feel sad over someone who gave up on you, feel sorry for them because they gave up on someone who would have never given up on them.
(via moeyhashy)

grapeyguts:

leondra:

plebcomics:

i have yet to see a feminist/sjw make a decent rebuttal against this argument. 

#feminist bullshit #not all men #yes all women #social justice #sjws #stupid sjws #feminism #i will sit here and share horror stories that are only applicable to individual instances of misfortune that demonize a particular group #and when they try to defend themselves #because they dont want to be held accountable for the actions of others #that also fit into their group #i am going to scream and shout and further villainize them #because THATS WHAT ACTIVISM IS #THATS WHAT FEMINISTS DO!!!! #/end moriarty voice

i’m sure someone has already replied to this but wow what a great way to start my day. 

#yesallwomen isn’t about being the victim, it’s a response to #notallmen because for SOME reason when women/feminists/anyone states “all men are rapists” “all men are pigs” “all men are trash” all men are like that”, etc. the first thing people responded to are how men are being insulted? you’re more worried that people are talking shit that MIGHT refer to you but you’re not disgusted that there ARE men that rape women? harass women? KILL women? or all of the above to anyone in the LGBT+ community? 

are you so self-absorbed that you’re first reaction is to defend men that arent criminals instead of being outraged that there ARE men HURTING WOMEN? because you wouldn’t be alone apparently. 

#yesallwomen tells us that there ARE dangers. that men HAVE hurt them, raped them, killed others. it’s proof that the way we objectify women is harmful and sometimes deadly. its about women/lgbt+ people coming together and saying “i was hurt, my friends have been hurt, my family has been hurt, things have to change”

also why are people so desperate to debunk the whole #notallmen bullshit? of course we know that not all men are like that. but what are you going to do about the men that are like that? what will you tell your friends that brag about gangraping a girl at a party? what do you say to your sons that brag about how they harass women on the street? what will you do when another man has hurt you in any way ive stated above? 

also also, men that sexually harass women aren’t a small percentage. the whole point of the #yesallwomen tag is to show that people have be sexually harassed or harmed at some point in their life. looks like someone never read it lol 

i also reblogged the tags because shit like this makes me severely disappointed.

people seem to think that #yesallwomen and #notallmen is about women vs. men, but its not

its about people that sexually harass and harm others vs people that want to change our society and culture and stop them

im not good at writing essays, but i hope ive changed some minds or at least helped people understand what feminism wants to achieve… i guess..  

not all men are rapists, but what are you going to do about the ones that are? 

lots of big righteous reblogs today soz (but not)

THANK YOU LIZ i didn’t really know how to express how i felt about this dumbass comic. i saw it earlier, grit my teeth and moved on because i didn’t have the right words.

y’know it’s unfortunate. i’m sure a lot of guys out there are just waiting to understand, and have the ability to understand this argument. but they’re scared that, because they’re a man, that means they’re being pre-judged. “no! i’m not like those guys who hurt and steal and kill! i want to love and be loved!” i felt like that when i first started seeing the #notallmen vs #yesallwomen debates, because i didn’t know what it meant and felt like i was in danger of being stigmatized.

i was also one of those guys who didn’t understand feminism AT ALL and bought into the stereotypes. but i sat and i read and i listened and it made so much sense.

waaay more guys need to realize this shit applies to them. especially cis dudes (i honestly think feminism amongst transmen is alive and well, i’ve seen nothing to the contrary). i don’t have anything to really add to all this, only that i hope good honest men can let go of their insecurities and realize the rest of the world isn’t bearing down on them. nothing else will better help them realize how important erasing gender discrimination is.

also, the hook-line-and-sinker in this comic is SO GOD DAMN STUPID jfc the worst way to “win” an argument is to change the subject

This comic nearly gave me an aneurysm comparing the problem with men to racism.

Just… HECCCCH!!

awdplace:

cr-familiar-faces:

thatnerdychef:

Hear that? Furries the world over are crying in anguish.

THAT’S NOT A DIGIMON, ANDREW!